A Very Special Weekend Post #2

I want half the clothes in this ad. Also, ALL THE GLASSES ARE THE SAME.

I have a new email address... Wait, what?!

A Very Special Weekend Post: I Don't Understand???

1. Why are Burt Reynolds and Judd Nelson hanging out?
2. "You WOULD like a batting cage..." what does THAT mean???
3. "Chug-a-lug"?
4. MULLETS. I call Drug Dealer, you can have loser suburban coke kid.
5. I like how dad's slurping on a scotch when the kid says he has a problem.
6. Why does the computer say "NO MORE DRUGS"? Does that actually convince anybody?
7. I thought they were really going to go for a drink afterwards for a moment, which is awesome.

(PS. Judd Nelson looks like Roy from the nose up, which always weirds me out!!!)

McG – This got sent to me by mistake.

I've had a rough day.

Gimme a crayfish!

And keep 'em coming.

Oh, and can I also get a beer when you get a chance?

An idea for your next anniversary, MacGruber:

Get in an infinity pool and let your hands do the talking. Or are they walking?

Don't forget your Lee® Press-Ons.

P, Have you ever sent a fax from the beach?

Your Reed Rothchild video made me think of this!!! (Also: isn't it cool how much of this has come true???)

Monday Coolness

I wasn't scared.

I was just singing my scream song.

Hey P! Wanna hang out after school?

I hear there are some funky guys dancing outside the school. Bring your tennis racket.

I can't wait until P is done with this stupid project

Things I can't do without P

1. Find a picture of a telephone
2. Sing the Dukes of Hazzard theme
3. Understand what a "TL" is
4. Concentrate!

Uh-oh.

Words not to use at work.

Dishin' it out

is work serving you this, McG?

I shared a bagel...

with the garbage.

Cool as....a watermelon.

An oldie, but a goodie.

Watermelon Nights from Dan Meth on Vimeo.

MacGruber models Derelique at the bank today.

If only I had a coat made out of stuffed teddy bear fur.




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it's lonely here.

my IM is lonely.

Cheer Up, P! We are Businesswomen

I'm sure I have the exact same look on my face when anyone asks me what business I am in.

The Position feels like...

this today.

11.19.2007

An excerpt from The Position's Year of Drawing Everyday

Can you guess who it is?

Do seconds 20-30 seem familiar?

No mas.

A Love Poem to the Position

I never knew there would be a better tomorrow at JCH
But you've come into my life, P, and taken away all my sorrow (and made me LOL)

My days of frustration are a thing of the past (not really)
Because I have found true P at last (right here - look at you with your business attitude!)

My days of wtf-am-I-doing are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my stomach that you should (with cookies & coffee)

You've opened a window (thank god, cause it sometimes smells like diapers at JCH)
You've shown me the light (and that I am not crazy)
And my McG for you will continue to burn bright.

McG + P 4eva!

Add to Summit:

• GeoCities templates

• American OnLine guide articles

• Cassingles of latest Bobby McFerrin song

A REAL sticker for McGruber

A sticker for McGruber

The Hazards of working at home, Part 3

What MacGruber wore to Ray's Grocery Store today:

A. pair of jeans with the crotch completely blown out. Underwear was in full view.
B. Misfits tshirt
C. Bouncy, cheerleadery ponytail (very in congruent with the tshirt, you see)
D. Skanky last season Target flipflops that need to be replaced asap.
5. Eyeshadow on one eye, but not the other.

I'm pretty.

Hard Data

The hazards of working at home, part 2

list of inanimate objects i've talked to today:

coffee maker

perfume bottle

makeup brushes

npr

also, "multitasking" involved eating carrot sticks in the shower.