The Position – Fireworks Coordinator and Guru Extraordinaire

• Role: Looking for new ways to make a buck, no matter WHERE it may be. (psst...git yer fireworks here!)
• Hobbies: Eating, grabbing low-hanging fruit, optimizing shit, blowing up your phone with scalable turnkey solutions
• What will you find on your night stand: 5 magazines and 3 unfinished books. And some dust.
• Fun Fact: I love to receive and send drunk texts with McG.
• Strength: Pounding 7 beers and still having the wherewithal to get people to buy the shoes once they're in the store.
• Weakness: Dr. Steve Brule

A new business direction

fiiirrreewoorkkssssss!

git yer fireworks here!!!!!

BOOM! BANG! POW!

Vega$ Success, by the numbers

Number of hands of Let it Ride vs. number won: 20/0
Number of sports bets made vs. number won: 2/0
Number of martinis consumed Saturday night: 4
Number of hangovers suffered: 0 (I rule!)
Number of eggs & potatoes meals consumed cause there are no veg options in Vega$: 3
Number of strangers danced with in a bank of slot machines: 1
Amount won playing roulette: $200ish (what!?!?!)
Percentage chance that I will go back to Vega$ next year: 1000%

they really are dummies!

i believe it's called a salad.

istock is a dummy

not a pumpkin.

For your health

Slot machines, tuna and cat scraps galore

illegible texts while drunk on the floor

a creepy croworker who asks to join the fun

will bring your big Vrega$ winnings down to 'bout none.

—a poem... by Dr. Steve Brule

twice the fun for McG

vega$, baby!

i love your new short haircut!!!!