Here we goooOooOoooo!

ca-ching!

"Still waiting on that menu, P!"

Srsly, I can't wait.

McG's kitchen is so...

RSS-y.

Sure, we've had some issues...

but could this be one of our customers?

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

I can't take it without you here, P!!!

McG can never leave for 3 days in a row again.

Auntie D chatted my eyeballs off.

MacGruber – Director of Blowing Shit Up and Failed Clipart Renamer

* Role: Doing small, minute tasks for unknown reasons. Also in charge of getting the NY Times to write about us. So far it's been like this:



* Hobbies: Promote synergy (like a boss)!!



Eat a bagel (but I don't share it with the garbage)

* What will you find on your night stand: I don't have a nightstand! A pile of books on the floor. Unread: classics and books to help me be a better person. Read: Trashy fiction, Real Simple, and Jcrew catalog.

* Fun Fact: I put in a shift of drinking (8hrs!) when drunk texting P. And I called her a terrible person, after I drunktexted her 17 times. I'm awesome!

* Strength: Being able to squash annoyance in a single motion, able to put up with mass amounts of BS.

* Weakness: Baked goods, coffee, bloody marys, Auntie D Designs