Core Values, Pt 2: P & McG's Wistful Thinking Values

1. We value no buzzwordy, nonactionable emails after 4pm
2. We value taking care of business first, then playing cool-guy-breaking-all-the-rules tech CEO later.
3. We value iPads, and bonuses.
4. We value another explanation as to how a smartphone works.
5. We definitely value cookies.
6. We value agendas, and preparation, even though that doesn't fit with CGBATR CEO lifestyle.
7. We value people that can manage an email inbox.
8. We value people that understand the phrase "don't shit where you eat"
9. Did I mention cookies? That's a very important value.
10. Hey, what about customer service? That should be a value, right? Maybe? Ehhh, fuck it.