McG's Requirements for Working From Home

1. Coffee, a plan to go get coffee, or an IM status bemoaning lack of coffee.
2. A skanky headband bought on clearance from Claire's (even though well into 30s). The better to hold unwashed hair off face.
3. The Chamillionaire station on Pandora.
4. Candy hid around the office. Don't want husband finding it and making fun for eating Nerds.
5. Bubble wrap and catnip to distract officemates.

Not needed
1. Printer
2. Functional desk (as opposed to decorative desk from Target)
3. Paper that hasn't been used once already (environmentally friendly!)