A Love Poem to the Position

I never knew there would be a better tomorrow at JCH
But you've come into my life, P, and taken away all my sorrow (and made me LOL)

My days of frustration are a thing of the past (not really)
Because I have found true P at last (right here - look at you with your business attitude!)

My days of wtf-am-I-doing are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my stomach that you should (with cookies & coffee)

You've opened a window (thank god, cause it sometimes smells like diapers at JCH)
You've shown me the light (and that I am not crazy)
And my McG for you will continue to burn bright.

McG + P 4eva!

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A REAL sticker for McGruber

A sticker for McGruber

The Hazards of working at home, Part 3

What MacGruber wore to Ray's Grocery Store today:

A. pair of jeans with the crotch completely blown out. Underwear was in full view.
B. Misfits tshirt
C. Bouncy, cheerleadery ponytail (very in congruent with the tshirt, you see)
D. Skanky last season Target flipflops that need to be replaced asap.
5. Eyeshadow on one eye, but not the other.

I'm pretty.

Hard Data

The hazards of working at home, part 2

list of inanimate objects i've talked to today:

coffee maker

perfume bottle

makeup brushes

npr

also, "multitasking" involved eating carrot sticks in the shower.

MacGruber and the Position roadtrip?

Expect this and this.

And OF COURSE this! Get your toupee ready, P!

My favorite coworker...

1. smells great

2. politely alerts me when he begins and ends work

3. doesn't bug me with anything else

4. always brings me coffee

5. never asks for anything in return

6. provides inspiration

7. is french

8. does not clean up after himself (his one flaw)

9. is a good listener

10. likes sugar

McG and P's first professional photo shoot.

Check out this candid Monday morning moment, caught on film, to help enhance an important news story. We're officially part-time models.

The rain rain rain came down down down...

The Position had mexican food for lunch today.

Ooooh, McG, you look sexy at lunch.

I look like this while I eat my burrito.

McG had PB & J for lunch today

Just like this. What did you have, Position?

The reason for McG's silence

Also: Gahhhhhhh!

MISSING:

One quick, witty, low-end tech-savvy MacGruber.

LAST SEEN making a gun out of a paper clip, rubber band + pen cap.

IF FOUND, please revive with 3 dirty martinis and return to The Position.

REWARD: Ask McG to say "party's here!"

that's reward enough.

KAPOW!!!!!!

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