1.11.2011
12.24.2010
12.22.2010
Core Values, Pt 2: P & McG's Wistful Thinking Values
1. We value no buzzwordy, nonactionable emails after 4pm
2. We value taking care of business first, then playing cool-guy-breaking-all-the-rules tech CEO later.
3. We value iPads, and bonuses.
4. We value another explanation as to how a smartphone works.
5. We definitely value cookies.
6. We value agendas, and preparation, even though that doesn't fit with CGBATR CEO lifestyle.
7. We value people that can manage an email inbox.
8. We value people that understand the phrase "don't shit where you eat"
9. Did I mention cookies? That's a very important value.
10. Hey, what about customer service? That should be a value, right? Maybe? Ehhh, fuck it.
2. We value taking care of business first, then playing cool-guy-breaking-all-the-rules tech CEO later.
3. We value iPads, and bonuses.
4. We value another explanation as to how a smartphone works.
5. We definitely value cookies.
6. We value agendas, and preparation, even though that doesn't fit with CGBATR CEO lifestyle.
7. We value people that can manage an email inbox.
8. We value people that understand the phrase "don't shit where you eat"
9. Did I mention cookies? That's a very important value.
10. Hey, what about customer service? That should be a value, right? Maybe? Ehhh, fuck it.
12.21.2010
Core Values, Part 1
1. the meat hangs off the side of the buns and people like that.
2. it's ok to have a lunch czar.
3. yes. no. yes. don't.
4. girls are people too. (not really, but legally we have to say that.)
5. look around...you just might be the lunch czar.
6. no gossip allowed.
7. i trust you and the work you're doing.
8. what exactly is it that you do again?
9. don't look now, here comes the sandwich board-wearing lunch czar.
10. let's be rational.
11.22.2010
What do you need most?
• highly-integrated multi-platform data extraction modulars
• add actionable outsource input centers of excellence
• disambiguate functionality deliverables
• add actionable outsource input centers of excellence
• disambiguate functionality deliverables
• dirty martini dispenser
• leverage gain by incentivizing ramp up on the value prop
11.09.2010
10.23.2010
P's first Very Special Weekend Post
Courtesy of Mr. The Position, here's a video of JCH and his billionaire man crush.
9.23.2010
How I love myself!
Hi, this is The Position...experienced nerd, incredible person and enjoyer of all things me. I'm also the co-creator of this amazing blog!
It all started when I was 5 and a half. Everyone in my family was older and busy, and I was like, "You know what, self? I'm fucking awesome!!!!"
From there I was inspired to change the world in all sorts of ways, from writing about myself, to drawing about myself, to starring in several one-man shows dedicated to The Life & Times of Myself. The most recent attempt won a Screenie!
It was only natural for me to find all sorts of outlets to talk about myself, so about four years ago I signed up for every social network and blogging company there is. I'm working on a book and soon you can see The Life & Times of Myself on vimeo, youtube and at Cannes.
I promise to write more about myself as often as I can. Check back!
It all started when I was 5 and a half. Everyone in my family was older and busy, and I was like, "You know what, self? I'm fucking awesome!!!!"
From there I was inspired to change the world in all sorts of ways, from writing about myself, to drawing about myself, to starring in several one-man shows dedicated to The Life & Times of Myself. The most recent attempt won a Screenie!
The Position, age unkown |
I promise to write more about myself as often as I can. Check back!
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9.16.2010
McG & P Win!
McG and P accept the award for the Most Time Ever Spent On A 2 Minute Screencast That Will Never Be Watched.
McG says "I'd like to thank Camtasia, and my poor overworked MacBook, and P for her vision and guidance. I'd like to NOT thank Joni, cause I am sick of hearing her stupid voice. Aren't my feathers badass?"
McG says "I'd like to thank Camtasia, and my poor overworked MacBook, and P for her vision and guidance. I'd like to NOT thank Joni, cause I am sick of hearing her stupid voice. Aren't my feathers badass?"
9.01.2010
8.21.2010
A very special weekend post
while I yell at my new printer. It's stupid! And has lots of parts! When in Apple is gonna make printers?
BEST NEW SONG EVER
BEST NEW SONG EVER
8.11.2010
Give it up, P.
We all know you can't write much more than a sentence. And those complicated spreadsheet? FORGET IT.
Just draw your pretty pictures, ok?
Just draw your pretty pictures, ok?
8.03.2010
7.29.2010
7.26.2010
7.20.2010
7.16.2010
7.12.2010
7.01.2010
MacGruber – Director of Blowing Shit Up and Failed Clipart Renamer
* Role: Doing small, minute tasks for unknown reasons. Also in charge of getting the NY Times to write about us. So far it's been like this:
* Hobbies: Promote synergy (like a boss)!!
Eat a bagel (but I don't share it with the garbage)
* What will you find on your night stand: I don't have a nightstand! A pile of books on the floor. Unread: classics and books to help me be a better person. Read: Trashy fiction, Real Simple, and Jcrew catalog.
* Fun Fact: I put in a shift of drinking (8hrs!) when drunk texting P. And I called her a terrible person, after I drunktexted her 17 times. I'm awesome!
* Strength: Being able to squash annoyance in a single motion, able to put up with mass amounts of BS.
* Weakness: Baked goods, coffee, bloody marys, Auntie D Designs
* Hobbies: Promote synergy (like a boss)!!
Eat a bagel (but I don't share it with the garbage)
* What will you find on your night stand: I don't have a nightstand! A pile of books on the floor. Unread: classics and books to help me be a better person. Read: Trashy fiction, Real Simple, and Jcrew catalog.
* Fun Fact: I put in a shift of drinking (8hrs!) when drunk texting P. And I called her a terrible person, after I drunktexted her 17 times. I'm awesome!
* Strength: Being able to squash annoyance in a single motion, able to put up with mass amounts of BS.
* Weakness: Baked goods, coffee, bloody marys, Auntie D Designs
6.29.2010
The Position – Fireworks Coordinator and Guru Extraordinaire
- Role: Looking for new ways to make a buck, no matter WHERE it may be. (psst...git yer fireworks here!)
- Hobbies: Eating, grabbing low-hanging fruit, optimizing shit, blowing up your phone with scalable turnkey solutions
- What will you find on your night stand: 5 magazines and 3 unfinished books. And some dust.
- Fun Fact: I love to receive and send drunk texts with McG.
- Strength: Pounding 7 beers and still having the wherewithal to get people to buy the shoes once they're in the store.
- Weakness: Dr. Steve Brule
6.25.2010
6.22.2010
Vega$ Success, by the numbers
Number of hands of Let it Ride vs. number won: 20/0
Number of sports bets made vs. number won: 2/0
Number of martinis consumed Saturday night: 4
Number of hangovers suffered: 0 (I rule!)
Number of eggs & potatoes meals consumed cause there are no veg options in Vega$: 3
Number of strangers danced with in a bank of slot machines: 1
Amount won playing roulette: $200ish (what!?!?!)
Percentage chance that I will go back to Vega$ next year: 1000%
Number of sports bets made vs. number won: 2/0
Number of martinis consumed Saturday night: 4
Number of hangovers suffered: 0 (I rule!)
Number of eggs & potatoes meals consumed cause there are no veg options in Vega$: 3
Number of strangers danced with in a bank of slot machines: 1
Amount won playing roulette: $200ish (what!?!?!)
Percentage chance that I will go back to Vega$ next year: 1000%
6.21.2010
For your health
6.18.2010
5.30.2010
A Very Special Weekend Post #2
I want half the clothes in this ad. Also, ALL THE GLASSES ARE THE SAME.
5.25.2010
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